Hello, friends! Apologies for the unexpected hiatus, and I’m afraid that the recap won’t be the same as usual. Real life has intervened, and I’m a bit short on time this week once again. But I do have a lot of thoughts, and I’d like to get some of them down. It won’t be the Unnecessarily Long Recap you’ve all grown to
love tolerate, but I do have some observations, some screen shots, and a crazy theory or two. Let’s jump in!
Monica’s Random Points of Randomness:
- I got into a nature-vs.-nurture
discussionargument with @NedleysOffice on Twitter this week. I say Willa is a product of her environment and not just a straight-up sociopath; Office disagrees. But I have to tell you, Willa trying to kill Waves by having her fall through the ice does not exactly support my argument.
- Who names a baby “Welcome”?
- Widow!Mercedes is so freaking amazing.
- Widow!Beth attacking Juan Carlo reminded me of the Leviathans on Supernatural. Then I remembered how they [spoiler alert] treat all of their female characters like 13th-class citizens, especially my dear, dear Charlie, and then I was super happy that shows like Wynonna Earp exist. Also, Juan Carlo reminds me of Bobby. Ahem. Back to it!
- Rosie and Doc are super cute together. However, to be honest, I think they would be super cute with anyone, because holy shit, they are both so attractive. Daaamn.
- Also, do any of the women of Purgatory dress appropriately to the weather?
- I love that Rosita, Doc, and Wynonna are all adults about this situation. It’s refreshing. No unnecessary drama.
- Naps are my bitch, too, Wynonna.
- Wynonna’s doctor was so freaking amazing. In both episodes we have seen her in so far. Non-judgmental, comforting, supportive, funny. Just wish I could find a doctor like that. I mean, not a baby doctor. I haven’t seen any angels in my dreams lately. We’re cool.
- I’m with you, Nedley. Willie Nelson is a national treasure.
- No way Waverly is that bad at pool. She practically grew up at Shorty’s. I call shenanigans.
- Also, where’s that scar that chicks dig? And can we get some love for Nicole’s Pink Ladies jacket?
- Nicole, you really can’t lie to your girlfriend at all.
- I love Nicole’s unwavering disgust for Bobo.
- I could really go for some nachos and tequila right now. Did I mention I’m in day 2 of 30 days of clean eating? I want all of the food. It’s fine. I’m fine.
- I watched this episode at a friend’s house, and she was like, “Oh, Brendan Fehr!” I was like, “That is the least-exciting part of the episode for me, but I like that you’re engaged!”
- You know what line I loved? “Neutral men are the devil’s allies.” I feel like that…really has a lot of relevance in our world today. Apparently Dolls likes to quote Edwin Hubbel Chapin.
- “The Earp sisters will be reunited before sundown.” So…Willa, right? We’ll see Willa soon? I hope so. Sociopath or not, such a great character!
- Hmm. Wonder what last time’s gross doctor’s-office story was.
- “Holy pioneer balls” indeed, Wynonna.
- I feel like that’s how I might react if I realized I was in a vision quest.
- I love how she tells the baby to calm down. Such a great moment.
- Crazy that Bobo’s hair gets better after he comes back from Hell. That’s a pretty neat trick.
- Time really changes a man. Years in Hell made Bobo a bad dude. Years in a well made Doc a gentle, open-minded, caring soul. So I guess when given the choice between well and Hell, choose well. Both will give you great hair.
- I guess Bobo’s always been a snazzy dresser.
- Loved that Juan Carlo punched a Widow. Solid choice.
- Where can I get a piñata filled with doughnuts?!! (Day 2, guys.)
- Nicole, always the voice of reason. Her talking about feeling like an outsider was so on brand with her character, and of course she wants everyone to get along, including Boobs McSeltzer and her boyfriend’s baby mama.
- “She needs to see the past if we have any hope for the future” seems like the tagline to a summer blockbuster about a psychic time-traveler who’s leading a plucky band of misfits against an orange-skinned villain.
- I love that the show is answering so many questions about the backstory. Proof that if you invest time in a show that loves you back, it’s worth it. I was especially impressed with Bobo’s backstory. Repeating “I am a good man” — heartbreaking.
- I wonder if we’re gonna see good, old demon Sheriff Clootie in the next four weeks.
- Dolls hates the woods! And it seems like he’s not a huge fan of the Widows, either.
- I’m sorry, but the least-believable part in this episode was Nicole’s purse. She is not the kind of lesbian who would carry a giant purse like that. She’s either a “stuff it in your pockets” gal, or maybe a backpack or messenger bag on a special occasion, like a Pride fest or a softball game.
- Oh, hey, while we’re on the subject of Nicole…oh, my goodness. I get it. Sometimes you do really stupid shit because you think you’re protecting the woman you love, but in reality, you’re treating them like a child. It’s completely understandable, sure, but…such a mistake. Such a mistake. You’re not Champ, Nicole. You are in a grown-up relationship, and you take care of each other — it’s not one-sided. And dropping the “I love you” feels desperate, though there’s no doubt in my mind she means it.
- That being said…let’s not be too quick to judge, Waverly. You kept the fact that you fought a demon that was possessing you for SEVEN WEEKS to yourself. So, you know, let’s all just admit that love makes you do the wacky and have some of that make-up sex you think is so great.
- I just hope that Nicole heard Waverly loud and clear. She needs a partner, not a mother. Someone to be there with her through hard times, not someone who tries to make decisions for her. Stand up and be the woman and girlfriend we know you can be, Nicole. Be the partner Waverly deserves.
- Sorry. I have a lot of feelings.
- Ever wonder what sadness looks like? It’s this. This is sadness.
- If I had more time, I would do a whole photo collage devoted to Kat Barrell’s face in this episode.
- Who carries a spool of thread on their person?
- I think Bobo took even longer to die than Laura Hollis did.
- That scene with Bobo and Wynonna, where she tells him she’s Waverly and he worries about what he’ll become — sheer genius and perfection. All of the feelings.
- And all of the mind-fuck. Which actions caused which? How could he think Waverly is his angel before Wynonna traveled back in time to tell him that? Oh, time-travel. You’re such a tricky shit ticket.
- Wynonna being dead for 77 seconds, huh? The exact number of revenants? Well, that must definitely be a coincidence.
- Well, I’m sure Wynonna saying she and Dolls will never be enemies is definitely not foreshadowing.
Monica’s Insane Theory:
What if Waverly’s parentage is a red herring? Maybe she’s an Earp; maybe she’s just the product of an affair. What if it doesn’t matter? What if NICOLE is the half revenant/half human that Jonas spoke about last week? Remember how Jack said she was “the wrong kind”? And maybe she was just drawn to Purgatory….or Nedley has known all along and recruited her. He’s no small-town idiot cop. I think he’s been playing the long game, well, for a long time, especially since he seems to be pretty familiar with Juan Carlo. Maybe he replaced that awful Sheriff Clootie years and years ago and he’s been kicking it since, Mayor Wilkins style. And it was time to bring in half-Revenant Nicole Haught to town to fight the big bad.
Thanks for joining me, friends. Sorry it wasn’t one of my “traditional” recaps, but I still hope you enjoyed it. I had fun writing it! See you next time!
2 thoughts on “Wynonna Earp 2×08, AKA the One Where Wynonna Stepped in the Tardis and Nicole Just Stepped In It”
oh man! welcome back, episode blog entries! yay! bobo HAS always been a snappy dresser!
I would really the like possibility of Nicol being the half revenant. That would be amazing !
It would make more sence of why Nedley recruited her( except for her graduating top at her class ) and why a big city girl decided to go to a small town like Purgatory.