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#EarperView with @Deb_Renee

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If you don’t know Deb, you definitely know her creations — or at least one of them. Deb is the artist behind Traveling Wynonna (a great idea from fellow Earper Julie Combs), and she was nice enough to send me one of my own. I’m sure that you’ll see a lot of the #WynonnaTravels hashtag at SDCC, at DragonCon, and basically anywhere there’s an Earper looking to have fun.

I had the pleasure of meeting Deb at ClexaCon in addition to chatting with her randomly via Twitter, and she’s ridiculously funny and sarcastic, which I find delightful. I also enjoy she and @VisitPurgatory’s frenemy-ship, as they get into some pretty epic “arguments.” I also had the honor of standing behind her in line when she met Kat Barrell for the first time, and it was so delightful. I’m so happy I got to see that outpouring of genuine joy (on both of their parts), even though she was a really tough act to follow for the second person in line — me.

Tell us a little bit about your non-Earper alter ego.

I’m a mom of three girls, two of whom are gay (we hoped the third one would be as well, but she was born straight and we still love her). I’ve been with my wife for 16 years and I work in an office. I do art sometimes. I Earp ALL the time.

How did you find Wynonna Earp and the fandom?

I’ve followed Emily Andras for years; she’s my hero. I remember Lost Girl had just ended, and she started hinting at a project that she was working on. She said it would be supernatural, have a kickass female main character, and there would be ladies lovin’ ladies. SIGN ME UP, ANDRAS. I was on board from that day on.

Is this your first fandom?

Sort of. I was mildly fangirling over a small show called Banshee a few years ago (mostly because of one character – a sexy female police officer. CAN YOU IMAGINE??), but nothing like this. This is a lifestyle. A family. Nothing will EVER compare to this fandom for me.

What is your favorite fandom memory?

I happen to also be @HaughtsNose, which I created as a joke. Last season Kat did a video shout out to her “parts” accounts and offscreen, Dom reminded her of Haught’s Nose. Kat started laughing and it was delightful. BEST MOMENT!

What is your favorite con memory?

Meeting all the wonderful Earpers and friends I’ve made at Clexacon in March was a highlight of my life. Of course, getting a hug from Kat (SWOON FOREVER) is pretty high on that list! Ok, tied. They’re definitely tied.

What is your favorite Wynonna Earp/Earper activity?

I have REALLY enjoyed making and sending out Wynonna Travels to all the Earpers who want one. I never get tired of seeing the cool adventures and sometimes just silly little activities people take her on. Also, Tim Rozon really seems to enjoy her and includes her in his periscopes (still majorly fangirling over this). She’s been all over the world now, and it’s amazing!

What has Wynonna Earp come to mean to you?

Family, friendship, community, support, and a cast that continually surprises me with their love for their fans and each other. I can’t adequately express how I feel about this fandom, and it’s all wrapped around a show that makes me laugh, cry, be angsty and then get angry (mostly at Lucado, RIP) every week.

Are there any pictures you’d like to share of your Wynonna Earp experience?

Heck yeah! These are just a few of my very favorite experiences since being in the fandom. 😀

Dolls or Doc?

100% Doc. Those eyes!!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you Fandras?

Why is there an upper limit? (I’m sorry, Deb. I’ll do better next time.)

Describe why Fandras is a thing in 7 words or less.

No one makes me laugh as much (Don’t tell my wife I said that)

What is your favorite Earp sisters moment?

Hmm. This is a tough one. In season one, Wynonna and Waverly were sitting around the fire watching Doc fix their mailbox. That scene was so endearingly sweet and tender between them, it made me want to be their sister too!

How have you Earped your life?

I think aside from Wynonna Travels, the biggest way has been my wardrobe. I think I own somewhere in the neighborhood of ten Wynonna Earp-related T-shirts. Casual Friday at work is alllll about Wynonna now.

What’s the Earpiest thing you’ve ever done?

I explained Wynonna Earp to the surgeon’s assistant before I went in for my knee surgery recently. I was hooked up to an IV and was on the gurney and everything, but he HAD to ask what the word WayHaught on my T-shirt meant. He seemed SUPER interested (unless it was whatever was in the IV). I’m pretty sure I made another Earper.

What would happen if you touched the goo?

I wouldn’t be nearly as cool as the Earp sisters were. I’d probably just go around saying, “There is no Deb, only Zuul!” and then throwing up on things. Bonus points if you get that reference! (I get it, Deb. My ex used to quote that line all the time, so thanks for that trip down Horrible Memories Lane.)

Describe WayHaught’s ultimate date.

Don’t you think they’d really enjoy it if they came and picked me up and then the three of us went rowing around the lake feeding swans? And then we had a rom-com montage of laughing at each other’s jokes and having a food fight or something? I think they would *totally* enjoy that. 😀 (Nailed it.)

Here’s where you can find Deb and #WynonnaTravels:

@Deb_Renee (personal Twitter)

@HaughtsNose  (fandom Twitter alter-ego)

Search #WynonnaTravels to find all of Wynonna’ fun adventures on the Twitter

www.facebook.com/WynonnaTravels/ (the official #WynonnaTravels Facebook page!)

Wynonna Earp 2×06, AKA the One Where Everyone Took a Giant Nap and Then Were All In

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Hello, Earpers! Emily Andras and company really took us on a ride this week, didn’t they? In what was an amazing first solo script from Caitlyn Fryers, this episode made me laugh, cry, internally scream, internally gay scream, and everything in between (and around). Seriously, after it was over, I turned to my wife (who doesn’t watch the show and was instead listening to music and crocheting) and said, “This is one of the best episodes of TV I have ever seen.” So grab some Beaver Buzz, find you a hot mixologist for snuggling, and wrap yourself in a bonus blanket to protect you from the feels. Let’s go!

Previously on Wynonna Earp, Doc and Rosie held hands, Tucker is a creeptastic weirdo, the Scoobies defeated the tentacle goo, freeing both Earp sisters from possession, Black Badge is gone, and Wynonna has gone forth and multiplied.

NotArt Moody and Dolls happen upon each other in an alley, and Moody vaguely threatens Dolls, at which point backup, Doc, shows up. They all pretend to be friends, and Moody tells them that Black Badge has cut the Scoobies loose, per the Powers that Be. Moody tells Dolls he should up and leave as well if he wants to live, but Dolls won’t leave until he finishes his mission. In a move that proves he’s not a complete douche canoe, Moody hands over some info on a beastie that Doc let loose with his dynamite — one of The Widows. Dolls asks Moody how a government agency can just disappear, and Moody tells him what we’ve all slowly started to realize — Black Badge isn’t a government agency, and never was.

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Guess how I feel about the government and its agencies.

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#EarperView with @EarpYourFandom

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Hello, Earpers, and welcome to a new EarperView! This one is special to me because it’s the first one I’ve conducted with someone I’ve never actually met. You probably know Nic from Twitter as the awesome person who won the WayHaught banner (designed by Lora Innes) and Earped it forward by having Lora select another winner at random, @smf361998, who THEN decided to Earp it even more Forward by sending it to @WaverlyReyes to cheer her up as she recovered from surgery. Nic took the concept of EarpYourFandom even further, and I “met” her after being chosen as the winner of a T-shirt drawing. I asked her if she’d mind participating, and she was totally game.

The EarpYourFandom movement has shown us all such positivity, and those posts are a welcome break of positivity in the sometimes-bleak day-to-day. Somehow in between all of this, she finds time to do photo recaps of Wynonna Earp, too. I am looking forward to meeting Nic at Dragon Con so I can update this EarperView with a picture!

Tell us a little bit about your non-Earper alter ego.

In the real world, many people call me “bp” or “beep” for my initials. I’m 34. I studied business admin at University of Florida and was later certified as a teacher. I taught high school math for about 6 years, both in the classroom and online. It was tough. Teenagers are not what they used to be. I did get to coach volleyball for a couple years, which was fun.

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#EarperView with @CMeushaw

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At ClexaCon, I had the pleasure of meeting several people I knew from Twitter, and also several people I had never interacted with. Catherine was from the latter category. She was a friend of a friend and ended up being a part of a group who went for dinner and ice cream on our last day of the con. We bonded over our mutual Fandras-ing, share a love of Buffy and Tara, and she enjoyed the perks of my tour-guide wife leading us all around Sin City. If I need to discuss something on TV so nitpicky that I’m almost embarrassed to admit it, Catherine is my go-to because the chances that she’s already thought of it are high.

Tell us a little bit about your non-Earper alter ego.

I have a pretty boring day job that I was only going to spend 6 months at (it’s been 2 years), but I’m working on getting my social work license so I can find a job in that field. I spend more time than I should watching TV, and I also write for a pop-culture site, 4 Your Excitement.

How did you find Wynonna Earp and the fandom?

I saw people talking about it before it premiered and decided to check it out with my Twitter friends. I knew Emily Andras was involved and there was a promise of gay things, and that was enough to get me into it. The fandom kind of came along with that.

Is this your first fandom? 

No, but it’s definitely the best fandom. The first fandom I was really in was the Once Upon a Time fandom (pretty much from the beginning).

What is your favorite fandom memory? 

This isn’t Wynonna Earp, but one of my favorite fandom memories was meeting Amber Benson (Tara on Buffy) a couple years ago and getting to tell her how much her character means to me. It’s hard to choose just one memory, though — so many good ones.

What is your favorite con memory?

Definitely, like, everything at ClexaCon. That’s probably cheating, but it was so great seeing all my Twitter friends in person and meeting a bunch of new people. It was also great actually getting to talk to Emily, Dom, and Kat in person since I interviewed them last year. And, you know, they’re amazing.

What is your favorite Wynonna Earp/Earper activity?

Well, I just started a podcast with another Earper at 4YE, and even though it’s still a baby podcast, it’s a lot of fun and I’m loving it.

What has Wynonna Earp come to mean to you? 

Oh, man. Everything. Is that cheesy? (Yes, but I’ll allow it.) That’s cheesy. I just love it so much. I watch a lot of TV and it’s kind of rare to see a cast that engages this much and everyone is so amazingly generous with their time and the fandom is so wonderful. I’ve also gotten to do some really cool things at 4YE because of Wynonna Earp, so that’s amazing.

Are there any pictures you’d like to share of your Wynonna Earp experience? 

Yeah, they’re on my facebook. Although I guess I could actually send them to you instead of telling you that.

What the hell, Catherine?

Dolls or Doc?

Both.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you Fandras?

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Favorite Earp sisters moment?

Oh, god, why?! That’s so hard! I Love the relationship between Waverly and Wynonna so much. I’m going to cheat and say every time Wynonna calls her “Baby Girl.”

How have you Earped your life?

I’m pretty sure I’ve used “polite no-chill” on more than one occasion to excuse my insane fangirling.

What’s the Earpiest thing you’ve ever done?

I’m not sure if this counts, but I think it counts for no chill.. The day episode 12 aired last year, I cut a date night short by faking sick so I could make sure I was home for the episode. I had already seen it. No, we are not still together.

How are you most like Randy Nedley?

We both apparently have strong feelings about Uma Thurman in Batman.

What would happen to you if you touched the goo? 

I’d probably fight it hard in the beginning but lose to the goo. Hopefully it wouldn’t make me eat any spiders.

Ugh. Fine, Catherine. 


Here’s where to find Catherine:

@CMeushaw (personal Twitter)

@4YE_MYPPodcast (Twitter account of her Wynonna Earp podcast for 4YE)

www.4ye.co.uk/author/btvsobsessed623/ (Catherine’s writing for 4YE)

Wynonna Earp 2×05, AKA the One Where the Goo Jumps Between Earps, Nicole is the Best Girlfriend Ever, Doc Gets a New Car, Dolls and Lucado Fight, and Also That Reveal With Wynonna

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Wow, these titles are getting longer and longer.

Hello, Earpers! Welcome to another Unnecessarily Long recap. Evelyn Andrews teased a big reveal, and holy shit, she wasn’t kidding. It was a game-changing episode, both for the series and for a new standard by which to hold show runners, networks, and their actors. Seriously, that reveal at the end said as much about Wynonna Earp the story as it did Wynonna Earp the show. Grab some soup and a peanut butter chaser; if you’re tied to a chair, get comfy; and whatever you do, DON’T TOUCH THE GOO.

Previously on Wynonna Earp, Edwin Earp’s plate was stolen from a Black Badge operative, but don’t worry — his family got it back; Waverly had her hand cut off , but don’t worry — Gooverly grew it back; Dolls is a dragon; and Wynonna is now the Keeper of the Goo…and creepy AF.

We open on a cross between Buffy’s demon-lizard (patriarchial) frat boys and the Initiative chanting in the general direction of a businessman who is actually a busigooman, and they promptly cut off his head. There’s “only one” left to cleanse from the world, which sounds pretty good. Their leader, unfazed by the head he’s just dropped, asks if anyone else wants to go for nachos.

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Let’s just maybe hold off on the salsa? Or go salsa verde. No reason.

At the Homestead, Goononna is mixing up a special smoothie bloody Mary for Waverly with all of the basic food groups — home fries, bacon, and a rat. Interestingly, it looked like she cooked the bacon first, though the rat was raw.

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She’s still lovely, but this smile is so…chilling.

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#EarperView with @HiDizzle20

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In line at FanExpo, someone complimented the Wonder Woman belt I had just purchased at the convention. Clearly, this was a lady with excellent taste. My wife and I would end up going to dinner with this belt-liking woman, Heidi, (and two other lovely people), and we would end up talking every day. We only live about three hours apart, so we see each other more frequently than I do my other “imaginary” Twitter friends.

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Just Fandras-ing, like we do.

She drove to Pittsburgh to hang out in a bar full of people that she didn’t know for my 40th birthday and she agreed to go to Dragon Con together. When I need a fandom assist or someone to talk theories with, she’s always there to lend a hand. When I wasn’t able to watch an episode of Wynonna Earp, she set up a live stream so I could see Goononna. She’s my platonic Ride or Die, and I’m so happy I’ve had two (soon-to-be-three!) con experiences with her. Heidi is one of the most supportive friends I have, and without her encouragement, these EarperViews (and maybe my Unnecessarily Long Recaps) wouldn’t exist!

Anything in italics are my comments.

Tell us a little bit about your non-Earper alter ego.

Boring (Heidi is not boring) loner who misses most social cues, works in market research, volunteers at the cat shelter four days a week (might actually be a cat), and is obsessed with vintage toys and pop culture. Self described sporty & nerdy.

How did you find Wynonna Earp and the fandom?

Actually from @CloneNic on Twitter. She tweeted about the show before it premiered, and I was intrigued. I’m not the cool kid who has shows on her radar. I joined the live tweet and found the fandom through that.

Is this your first fandom?

Technically yes. I’ve found other fandoms late in the game and lurked in the periphery. I was never invested because there was so much drama. It has been amazing being a part of this fandom from the beginning.

What is your favorite fandom memory?

Watching the cast find out and then announce at SDCC that we got a 2nd season. And then the interview Emily gave saying it was all because of the #Earpers. To know that our voices were heard and taken seriously is pretty amazing. The joy when they found out made me tear up.

What is your favorite con memory?

We were blessed with awesome & intimate experiences at FanExpo & ClexaCon. But the best part was meeting so many Twitter friends in real life. People look at you funny when you say you have Twitter friends. Some of us live in rural areas; some maybe aren’t out or aren’t super social. Some like me have amazing “real-life” friends, but they’re married with kids, don’t watch any of the shows I do, or aren’t nerds into cons. These people I’ve met through Twitter and this show are real friends and meeting them in real life solidifies that.

What is your favorite Wynonna Earp/Earper activity?

Probably the live tweeting and follow-up Whiskey & Donuts. You’re supporting your show and connecting in real time. We all have that “oh, holy shit” moment together.

What has Wynonna Earp come to mean to you?

Fun Friday nights and friendship. This show has built a real, positive community. Whether someone is raising money, having a bad day, going through something scary, or celebrating something good, people respond. We all come together for watching, tweeting, con-going, etc.

Are there any pictures you’d like to share of your Wynonna Earp experience?

You’re in the best one; definitely share it if Jill doesn’t.

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Jill didn’t.

Dolls or Doc?

Doc.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you Fandras?

Um, if you screenshot the tweet reply you got from her & haven’t deleted the notification, does that make you a 10? Asking for a friend. (It makes you an 11!)

Describe why Fandras is a thing in 7 words or less.

She supports us; we support her.

Favorite Earp sisters moment?

This question is just mean. 😉 How does anyone pick one moment? I’m going with the end of The Blade, S1E4. Wynonna realizes the one she hurt the most was Waverly. She lists all the reasons she thinks why; there are a lot. None are right. Waverly has to confess the true reason. In the end, they have a heart-to-heart and lay it all out there. I feel like this was a turning point for them and makes them stronger for the fight to come.

How have you Earped your life?

I’ve got amazing artwork by Lora Ines and K!RA on my walls. I have a closet full of fandom shirts (shout out to Fangirl Shirts). I went and added a Wynonna Earp tattoo to my four other pop-culture tattoos. My iTunes library has a lot of the music featured on the show. I try really hard to get friends to watch!

Doc, Dolls, Waverly, Nicole, and Wynonna are forming the O-H-I-O. Who is what letter, and who gets left out?

Ohio is the heart of it all. The sister relationship is the heart of the show, so I’d put a sister on each end. I have an H name and always try to be the H. We’ll give that to Officer Haught. Now, who gets to be the I? I’m giving it to Dolls. Doc is from Georgia and has probably never heard of football. And if he did, he’d probably be an SEC fan.

Thanks so much for participating, Heidi! Such lovely answers. Please enjoy this bonus picture from ClexaCon, everyone!

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#EarperView with @NedleysOffice

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A thousand years ago Last year, I got a DM from a random Earper asking about FanExpo. Wynonna Earp was my first fandom, and Office (AKA Jill) was one of my first Earper friends. We both fangirled over the show, the actors, and over our personal favorite, showrunner Evelyn Andrews. We met in person waiting in line to meet the cast and Evelyn, and then, on zero sleep, she got back in her car and drove to Rochester. I had offered to let her sleep on the couch of our AirBNB in Toronto after she assured me that she was not a lesbian serial killer — neither a lesbian who killed people, nor a person who killed lesbians — but she insisted on driving through.

A friendship was formed that day that I will always treasure. She asked if she could steal my Fandras picture to create a Fandras inception, and I obviously said yes. Tim Rozon snapped this picture, and it’s one of my favorites.


Interestingly, people then confused the two of us, thinking Nedley’s Office and old Lesbiyinzer here were the same person, and that is not true. We are two separate people. However, as I found at ClexaCon, I would be lucky to be confused with Jill, who is the very essence of an Earper and a true representative of the best of our fandom. I am thrilled to have met her and honored to call her a friend.

Tell us a little bit about your non-Earper alter ego.

I’m an aerodynamics engineer by education, a software technical project manager by trade. I love distance bicycling (my longest ride is 150 miles in a day and have my eye on doing 200 miles in a day next summer or the one after). Raised in Ann Arbor, I’m a Michigan Wolverine through and through but now live in NYC – I moved here intending to stay just one year to experience city life.  That was 11 years ago. I go on at least one one-week vacation with my mom & dad every year because they are two of my best friends as well as my parents. Obviously, another significant personality trait of mine is that I love to fangirl.

How did you find Wynonna Earp and the fandom?

A friend of mine after Ep1 aired messaged me and said, “Jiiiiiiiilllllll!!! Wynonna Earp. That is all.”  (I think that was the exact quote.)  After Ep2, she said, “JIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! WYNONNA EARP!!!! TRUST ME!” I had recorded Ep2 but hadn’t watched it so I watched it and was all, “Oh, hello.” Then went back and watched Ep1 and was hooked. It wasn’t until Ep9 that I decided to jump into the Inanimate Object twitter handle mayhem and then the rest, as they say, is history.

Is this your first fandom?

Awww, part of me wishes it was, but part of me is happy it’s actually not. Star Trek was my first fandom (as in the original series, though I was not alive when it aired, I loved it and yes, I’m a Trekkie). The X-Files was my second fandom; I cut my teeth in that fandom at the same time the internet was being born. Yes, I know that’s dating myself. BTW, I was totally a noromo, don’t flame me.

What is your favorite fandom memory?

I have two. My friends and I took a trip to Vancouver to seek out and take the geekiest of geeky pictures with X-Files locations. During that trip one of my buds and I arranged to meet with William B. Davis (aka the Cigarette Smoking Man in X-Files). To our surprise, during that meeting he asked us out to lunch! That lunch was just…. beyond expectations.

On par was meeting the Wynonna Earp cast at FanExpo 2016. The actual Con experience wasn’t the best… but meeting these genuine human beings who shared the pure joy that is Wynonna Earp outside and in the shadow of the Space Needle after driving 8 hours starting at 3:00 am…talk about beyond expectations. I will forever remember that day. I will forever remember walking back to my rental car of an 8-hour drive back to NYC thinking, “I’d do this again in a second.”

What is your favorite con memory?

Okay, so the above FanExpo 2016 was my first real con and as such, that memory is my fave. Second favorite is the two #FandrasInceptions I’ve been an honor to be a part of. Oh, and I did get a hug from Kat Barrell at ClexaCon and how can I not mention that?!?

What is your favorite Wynonna Earp/Earper activity?

This might come as a surprise to a lot of people, but I enjoy writing fake small-demon-infested-town police blotters and fictional goings on in the sheriff’s office. I have always had a strange adoration with small town police blotters (probably because my mom was born in a tiny town in the thumb of Michigan [and kudos if you know what ‘the thumb of Michigan’ means]) and this just kinda fed right into that.

What has Wynonna Earp come to mean to you?

It’s just pure fun as well as a “come as you are and make no apologies for that.” It makes me smile. It makes me feel giddy. It makes me feel free. There is not enough of that in the world today.

Favorite Earp sisters moment?

This question is cruel as there are so many!!  I guess mine is not when they’re together but it’s when Wynonna says, “Peacemaker is just a gun; Waverly is Waverly!!!” It just threw in your face what family meant to Wynonna, and that just cut me to the quick.

Are there any pictures you’d like to share of your Wynonna Earp experience?

I don’t think it could be anything other than this, a screen grab from a behind the scenes clip taken at ClexaCon, me with two kickass women, all smiles, celebrating just how much this show means to us and being celebrated by the show as to how much we mean to them.

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Dolls or Doc?

Doc. (Which is so strange because I am the kind of person that pretty much ALWAYS chooses the law man/woman!!!)

How have you Earped your life?

How have I not!? But seriously, the best thing I feel like I’ve done is brought the joy of just having fun into the lives of people around me. I’ve taken #WynonnaTravels where I go and just unabashedly taken pictures because IT’S FUN AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! I’ve given away t-shirts to people and tried to #EarpItForward whenever I can.

What’s the Earpiest thing you’ve ever done?

Mentioned Wynonna Earp in a résumé and then submitted that résumé for a job. No, really, I did that.

How are you most like Randy Nedley?

Hmm.  I don’t shave as often as I ought to.  Also… I think I’m kind of a decent person. And I think he is, too.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you Fandras?

I’m an 8, but rotated 90 degrees (that’s an infinity symbol, btw).

Describe why Fandras is a thing in 7 words or less.

Because it is, duh!

Many thanks to Jill for participating! And we’ll see you next time with an EarperView with another one of my favorite Earpers.

 

What’s an EarperView, You Say?

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Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.

I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m an Earper. It’s a pretty big deal to me. I have looked to TV my entire life as a source of entertainment, inspiration, representation, and also a coping mechanism, and that has continued into adulthood. I stumbled upon Wynonna Earp sometime last year, and I haven’t looked back since.

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Hello, Tom. Please describe to me your level of Fandras.

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Wynonna Earp 2×04, AKA the one Where — Wait, Wynonna Gets Possessed by the Tentacle Goo?!

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Holy shit, Earpers, this week was insane. I wasn’t able to watch live because we were celebrating the birthday of one of my closest friends, and I mentioned to her husband that “I hope she knows how much she means to me, because I don’t miss this show for just anybody.” I jumped through ridiculous hoops to watch Friday night, much to my wife’s chagrin. But my pals kept shouting at me about it, and I just had to watch. Many thanks to Top Shelf Earper @HiDizzle20 for facilitating my Friday-night viewing. Grab your snack spiders and settle in, friends, because this one is a doozie.

Previously on Wynonna Earp, Waverly drafty-cheered, Mercedes showed us Wynonna cares about more than things Earp adjacent, Doc and Boobs McSeltzer Rosita have been trying to reverse-engineer Dolls’ serum, Gooverly is going wild, and Nicole’s starting to notice. Oh, and while Gooverly was Ariel-ing her shiny-metal stash, she showed herself to Dolls, who shrieked like a toddler. Good times.

We open on a quiet morning at the Homestead and the music playing sounds like right before the Dementors attack, so obviously something terrible is about to happen. Someone is walking through the barn in the most lesbian shoes I’ve ever seen, and we see that it’s Waverly. Tentacle goo, get your shit together. Those are lesbian shoes, and Waves is bi. Oh, and she’s also carrying a gigantic fucking knife.

 

Oh, nothing. Just out for a goo knife walk, like you do.

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An Ode to Wynonna Earp

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Hello, friends. Some of you may identify as Earpers, AKA fans of Wynonna Earp, the best demon-hunting show on TV right now. If you’ve clicked on this link, it’s likely that you do.

Recently, I read an article about my beloved show from a very respected magazine. How do I know it’s respected? Well, they hate 45 and also my mom has a subscription. And if Maggie Lesbiyinzer thinks you’re worthy of a yearly subscription, well, then I guess you have your shit together.

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